Doctors, lawyers, scientists, and extremely influential citizens. Of these descriptions, we are none of them. Boasting between the two of us a whopping absolute zero when it comes to qualifications, we are here to tell you not what you want to know, but what you need to know.
Lord Schnoodle: Your gracious host and Chief Editor for all of the shenanigans.
Pugwy: Host with the most and Executive Producer on the show.
TBD: We need more money to hire an intern solely for the purposes of being a human punching bag... both figuratively and literally.